Your house will be dirtier.

Hey, friends: look at this! Is this a joke? Is it? Did someone hack Forbes' site? Read on and make sure to look at the slideshow. It's priceless.

Basically, Forbes is warning the men of the world to avoid career women, as they make bad prospects for marriage. They define a career gal as one who "has a university-level (or higher) education, works more than 35 hours a week outside the home and makes more than $30,000 a year."

Golly! I guess I am a career woman. And here I thought I had no direction and wasn't doing enough with my life. At least now I have a classification: an unweddable career lady. A go-getter. Someone who makes men miserable.

We are all in trouble, folks!

** oh, damn! They took the link down! Here are the screen grabs of the original: one and two. Here is the text from the slideshow, now absent from the site. **

*** oh! and this is a great post over on gawker that uses THE ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHY from the defunct Forbes slideshow on why not to marry us gals but tells an alternate story. ***

*** Oi. Forbes re-posted the original text alongside a rebuttal, and refiled it under 'opinion'. Still no slideshow, though. Interesting damage control. ****